Nikki Glaser hosted her first award present and critics believed it to be an instantaneous hit!
The comic’ adroit adaptation was a high-quality craftsmanship, the best way she juggled between mocking and celebrating Hollywood trade was commendable.
However, Glaser has some next-day gripes about her personal efficiency and is now detailing a few of the harsh jokes she minimize from her monologue.
Glaser appeared on Howard Stern’s SiriusXM present on Monday morning, the place she shared that she regretted not telling sure jokes throughout a latest efficiency.
She believed these jokes would have resonated with many of the viewers, though they may not have landed effectively with everybody within the room.
“This is the final time all of you’ll be the identical room collectively till the Diddy trial,” was one of many jokes.
(Glaser defined: “We had one other Diddy point out that labored higher … and also you solely get one Diddy point out. You’re additionally accusing the individuals within the room of being concerned in that, and so they would possibly activate you.”)
Another: “I cherished Conclave. It’s concerning the selecting a brand new pope. It was heartwarming. It will contact you a lot that the church must transfer it to a different theater. Hot tip: You don’t want ID to get into the Conclave afterparty.”
(“We didn’t do these as a result of they have been Catholic Church pedophile jokes — we’ve all heard them, we don’t want extra of that.”)
Another was a follow-up to her joke calling Adrien Brody a “two-time Holocaust survivor” for his look in two Holocaust motion pictures (The Pianist and The Brutalist). But she minimize this half: “If Adrien Brody may return in time, he would thank child Hitler for his profession.”
(“I cherished that one such a lot,” Glaser admits. “But my assistant is Gen Z and she or he was like, ‘I don’t get it’” because of the time journey/kill Hitler reference being, apparently, a bit dated. “Oh, we’re going to lose a complete technology on that joke, after which I’ve mentioned ‘Hitler’ for nothing.’”)
Here’s extra: “Only Murders within the Building is wonderful. I feel it’s so cool that legends like Steve Martin, Martin Short and Meryl Streep are nonetheless at it. It simply goes to indicate you that you simply’re by no means too outdated to nonetheless want cash. Why are you continue to working so arduous? What’s happening, did you get caught up within the Hawk Tuah crypto scheme?”
And additionally: “Glen Powell is nominated tonight for Hit Man. Who would have thought you’d solely be the second-hottest hit man in America?”
More: “The solely present the place you’ll be able to see the largest stars in motion pictures and tv be part of along with a typical objective: Getting out right here tonight earlier than Dax Shepard asks them to do his podcast.”
And once more: “The Wild Robot is nominated tonight — and by that I imply Nicole Kidman after two white wines.”
(“I want we may have performed that, but when she makes a face …” Glaser mentioned).
And: “Timothée Chalamet took classes in guitar, dialect, motion and vocals to turn out to be Bob Dylan [in A Complete Unknown]. While Bob Dylan turned Bob Dylan the old style manner: heroin and autism.”
“Michael Keaton was so nice in Beetlejuice Beetlejuice. And Alec Baldwin sadly didn’t come again to play a ghost as a result of he was too busy making them.”
(“Please know that I do know that was not good. It’s such an ideal joke, however it’s simply too imply.”)
And: “Here’s Ben Affleck. I can’t wait to see which Jennifer you attempt to damage subsequent.”
With all these jokes, the comic confidently predicted her future in Golden Globes saying, “I can’t think about they wouldn’t. … It’s arduous to search out individuals to do these exhibits. … [But] I might by no means be capable of stay with myself if I turned it down as a result of I’m petrified of bombing.”
