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Monday

Another Christmas, one other horrible disappointment for the Duke of York, solely not too long ago acquired again into the fold in any case that unpleasantness with Jeffrey Epstein and now, cruelly, exiled as soon as extra. News of the Andrew’s affiliation with Yang Tengbo, an alleged Chinese spy banned from getting into the UK, couldn’t have damaged at a worse second, simply in time for King Charles to go to a Christmas snub on him and remind these of us who had succeeded in banishing the previous HRH from our ideas for the reason that final scandal, what an enormous lump of clay he’s.

Of course, the actual casualty of this episode isn’t Andrew, UK nationwide safety or the popularity of the crown, however slightly the Duke’s ex-wife, Sarah, who final 12 months spent her first Christmas at Sandringham since 1992 and will need to have been beside herself – fairly transported by pleasure – lastly to have been let again in. How shattering for the 65-year outdated writer, entrepreneur and humanitarian to be again to sq. one because of her moronic ex-husband, with whom, it must be remembered, she nonetheless lives – if two folks occupying a 30-room home may be described as residing collectively.

Anyway, the king is reported to be “livid” along with his youthful brother, who denies any impropriety. As does Yang, who in 2021 was stopped by UK border authorities whereas attempting to enter the nation and located to be in possession of a doc describing the duke in what sound like phrases that can endure – as a person in a “determined state of affairs” who “will seize on to something”.

Tuesday

One doable beneficiary of the Chinese spy affair is Prince Harry, who because of his uncle’s buffoonery has slipped as soon as once more from No 1 to No 2 black sheep of the household and, like Andrew, is on the no-invite listing at Sandringham this Christmas.

This rejection by the Firm doesn’t, after all, forestall Harry from issuing a royal-themed festive message to the little folks. And so to the Christmas playing cards, which supplied a stark distinction this week between the relative understatement of the Prince and Princess of Wales’s providing – a single household photograph alongside the plainly rendered phrases: “Wishing you a Happy Christmas and New Year” – and the lavish pronouncement of Harry and Meghan.

“On behalf of the workplace of Prince Harry and Meghan, the Duke and Duchess of Sussex, Archewell Productions and Archewell Foundation,” ran the cardboard – one sensed a suppressed urge to throw a “Most Mighty” in there – “We Wish You a Very Happy Holiday Season and a Joyful New Year.” This was adopted by six images of the couple, together with a number of wherein they seemed to be busy with hole year-type actions, and one of many backs of the heads of their kids.

‘2024 years after the delivery of Christ, proof decisive that God has a way of humour.’ Photograph: Stuart Mitchell/PA

Wednesday

To the enjoyable little bit of Christmas – the exhibits! Let’s save ourselves time: Day of the Jackal, good; Black Doves, so dangerous even Sarah Lancashire can’t reserve it; new season of Somebody Somewhere, finest TV of the 12 months. At the theatre, Ballet Shoes on the National has picked up some flak for meddling with the in-aspic reminiscences of those that grew up studying Noel Streatfield’s beloved novel and resent the not precisely new thought of placing male members of the corps de ballet in tutus. But it’s nice, with or with out kids.

Which brings us to the actual sizzling ticket of the season, the return of Matthew Bourne’s Swan Lake at Sadler’s Wells, virtually not possible to get a seat for with out leaving the home and queueing for returns. Although for my cash, the actual festive deal with stays the eye-popping, jaw-dropping, crazily costly however price it expertise of Abba Voyage, the avatar-lead live performance staged in a bespoke venue in east London and that’s as near the ghost of Christmas future – Paul McCartney, taking part in on the O2 this week, should certainly be wanting into this – because it’s doable to get.

Thursday

Nothing flawed with a bit of joke, as defenders of Gregg Wallace have been telling us for the previous few weeks. And right here with an official reminder this week got here Ofcom, the media regulator, which dropped a job advert on LinkedIn for a task combating kids’s entry to unlawful content material and pornography with the apercu, “Always needed to work in porn however don’t have the ft for an OnlyFans? Now is your probability.”

You can see how they bought there, through the crushing strain to be jaunty on socials and the promise of successful public recognition as a staff chief, sure, however as one with the soul of an entertainer. Ofcom promptly self-regulated and apologised for the put up, placing it all the way down to “a mistake from a well-intentioned colleague wishing to draw consideration to a recruitment put up” – however it was too late. A pointy reprimand from Lady Kidron, a crossbench peer who campaigns for the safety of kids on-line, reminded the regulator of one thing that apparently can’t be stated too typically sufficient or directed too far up the chain: that they’re purported to be the “grown-ups” within the room.

Friday

We’re right here, lastly, on the finish of the week, dragging our bloody carcasses over the end line. It’s my first British Christmas in a really very long time and it’s noticeable how rather more feverishly we lean into it than the Americans. They may need brighter lights and larger bushes however, at major faculty degree no less than, there’s nobody to the touch this nation on the knit-your personal Christmas flapjack, workers panto, novelty jumper and total down-tools vibe of the week earlier than Christmas. Plus, if we’re fortunate, we get longer off. New York state colleges return on 2 January, a chunk of end-of-the-year cheapness I by no means bought used to. Here’s to not stirring from the couch till the sixth. Happy holidays.

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